Squirrel!!!

What the squirrels in Wooster Square Park do after you leave!

Zippy here! How are all my friends of Wooster Square Woofs doing? I want to figure out something today. About Squirrels. First off, nobody, not my human or any one else for that matter can spell squirrel. Why does that bother me? Because everything about squirrells need to be on the table here. The first time I went walking in the park, I heard humans say "squirrel". But they just don't say it, it is as if the word is thrust out of their mouths involuntarily, like they can't help themselves(my human tell me that is redundant, I told him the water is my dish is low) The first time the s-word was exclaimed in my presence, I jumped and got down on all fours (you know what I mean). The first thing I thought of was that there was an incoming mortar, and I should duck and cover. After noticing than my human was not expecting to be blown to bits, I made a mental note: Squirrel.

Being blind, of course I have never seen a squirrel. But after listening to my friends begin the chase after hearing the charge, I realized that squirrels are some form of canine entertainment. Although, I did get close enough to one to find out that what my friends are chasing is a big rat. Yuck. (Human note: this from a dog who thinks nothing of licking his butt in public)

So what I'm trying to say here is that you may not want to chase that squirrel if you ever caught one. Getting you to chase is your human's way of getting you exercise. Next time your human says SQUIRREL, give them a look that says "why don't you take that fat ass of yours and walk me around the park for exercise" Stop enabling your human.

Me? I'll take my bunny any day over any squirrel!


A shout out to a human -Steve- my human Bart met at the gym, he has a border collie... smell you at the Park!